A few words of wisdom for my friends: do not stay up until 4am 2 nights in a row. Your brain will decide you should stay up that late the rest of your life. Do you see the bags under my eyes? they are not Louis vuitton. Please heed my warning.
Go to bed, little coconut
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE