marceline-the-vamp-queen:

violet-bones:

A few words of wisdom for my friends: do not stay up until 4am 2 nights in a row. Your brain will decide you should stay up that late the rest of your life. Do you see the bags under my eyes? they are not Louis vuitton. Please heed my warning.

Go to bed, little coconut

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

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It was a Dark n’ Stormy..
on a clear and pleasant evening🍹

It was a Dark n’ Stormy..
on a clear and pleasant evening🍹

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

miki—-sayaka:

(2/12) fictional girls i want to marry

  ↳ nonon jakuzure (kill la kill)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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validx2:

lmao dis so tru

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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via pizza)

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • loser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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