westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

(via pizza)

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old. Unknown (via blua)

(via marceline-the-vamp-queen)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(via pizza)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via pizza)

(via mdmayye)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(via pizza)

clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

(via pizza)

glennacolleen:

Don’t settle for a guy who says your beautiful. You deserve a guy who says you’re beautiful.

(via bearphut)

Never chase anyone. A person who appreciates you will walk with you. — Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

(via marceline-the-vamp-queen)

cognitivedissonance:

And there it is.

cognitivedissonance:

And there it is.

(via tawdis)

Done right! #sharkweek’14 #Landshark

Done right! #sharkweek’14 #Landshark

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via pizza)

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via brandonmitchell)