panera-worker:

Am I the only who who thinks the flip flop cookies are ugly?

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

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fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Join the revolution now.

caseyanthonyofficial:

Join the revolution now.

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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thecoldmagnetearth:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

We have a green heron family living at our lake and they are SO COOL

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE !! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

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haileybears:

You want twelve Roasted Turkey Avocado BLTs? Each and every one of you can eat a dick.

haileybears:

You want twelve Roasted Turkey Avocado BLTs? Each and every one of you can eat a dick.

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knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

My grandma said Benedict Cumberbatch is a funny looking bloke so I just stared at her for about a minute and finally said “Don’t insult my boyfriend.” I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY I’M A STRAIGHT GUY WHAT AM I DOING

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yES EXACTLY

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